Seventh Anniversary Campout

We’re coming up on our seventh Anal-versary as a kennel. In celebration, we are going to do the only thing we do well. Drink. A lot. We know from experience that apparently all it takes to make you happy, is beer, food, and some activities. So we’re going to do that again! This year(and all previous years…) registration gets you FOOD AND BEER ALL WEEKEND . What a deal!

To recap! Registration covers: three-ish Trails(Including Naked? Beer Mile), Free Beer & Food (& Water..Yuck!), Gimmes, and our good company for a whole weekend…Just Rego already…

Campsite Information

Bloomington West Campground – 1299 E 600 Rd, Lawrence, KS 66047

GPS: 38°55’24.6″N 95°24’03.1″W

The campsite has toilets and showers. Running drinking water is also available on site. We will have power available. Clinton Lake might ask us to quiet down a bit after midnight.

On the fun side, we have a volleyball pit, horseshoe pit, two fire pits, and nearby water access. So bring games and water toys!

Please carpool, there is limited parking available.

Schedule

Friday, September 6th

4pm Registration begins at the shelter.
Pick up your your gimmes and grab a beer (or 10!).

  • Evening Trail and Opening Circle
  • Lingerie Beer Mile
  • Games & SlipNSlides

Dinner: hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill (and a vegetarian option)

Saturday, September 7th

  • 2:30pm-6:00pm Main Event Trail
  • Longer and Shittier Circle

Breakfast: breakfast burritos and bagels
Lunch: (Sandwiches)
Dinner: Some real dinner..stuffs

Sunday, September 8th

  • Morning Hangover Hash
  • Some day drinking
  • Clean up camp

Breakfast: Burritos, Bagels ect.

Our Overly Complicated Registration Scheme…

(1-5) Over-Eager Beaver Tier:  55$ [SOLD OUT]

(5-15) I Really Want to Cum Tier 60$ [SOLD OUT]

(16-30) Alright I’m Cumming Tier 65$

(30+) Ass Out in the Wind Tier 69$

(Week of) Fear of Commitment Tier 75$

Register Now!

Fill out this form: https://forms.gle/BFzU7PrTY2ee8ZdL8

Make sure you sent money via paypal to (nchotstff@gmail.com)

What should I bring?

Truth time Yall. Bugs can be pretty nasty when you are camping here. You need to bring bug spray and DEET as well as a fresh change of socks for after EVERY trail. Seems annoying, but trust ole’ Cockanova. You can have as much unprotected sex as you want. Just be safe around ticks and Itch Mites.

Otherwise, the Hash campout standards:

  • Extra snacks (if you are always hungry/get hangry easily)
  • Bug spray with DEET
  • Citronella candle
  • Personal toilet paper
  • Drinking vessel
  • Sun block
  • Ping pong balls
  • Condoms
  • Flashlight and/or headlamp
  • Bathing suit
  • Kayaks and water toys
  • Towels
  • Extra clothes
  • Haberdashery
  • Water guns
  • New shoes
  • Various yard games (volleyball, frisbee, corn hole, horseshoes)
  • Camping supplies (tent, sleeping bag, pillow)

Who’s Cumming Balls Deep? (Upd: 7/16/2019)

  1. Stool Sampled – Larryville
  2. Shattered Sexpectations – Larryville
  3. UPMS – Wandering Whore
  4. Cumming About – Larryville
  5. Frank N Tittays – BNH3/KCH3
  6. Teenage Circle Jerk – KCH3
  7. Cherry Cum Lately – Larryville
  8. Pussy Patrol – Larryville
  9. Big Dick Energizer – Larryville
  10. Does Dumb Things (DDT) – Flying Monkey H3
  11. Stairway to Indiana (STI) – Flying Monkey H3
  12. Sex Practice Friend – Chicago H3
  13. Postpartum Pitt Pisser (PeeQuad) – TAH3
  14. Shart Attack – TAH3
  15. Spock Blocked And Locked It – Larryville
  16. Cockanova – Larryville
  17. Smoke that Dick – Larryville
  18. Red Cock Rising – KCH3
  19. Palm Pilot – Comotion H3
  20. Nurse Rainblow – Burlington H3
  21. Pink in the Stink – IndyScent H3
  22. Bloodsport Fuck Monkey – Seniors H3
  23. You Pick My Pussy – Springfield H3
  24. Just Christi – Springfield H3
  25. Naughty By Nature – Larryville
  26. Weird Gal Spanx like a Bitch – Larryville
  27. Shits Twice and Gags – KCH3

UNPAID

  1. Groin Rule Double – Larryville
  2. Blow Thru Bush – Comotion H3