We’re coming up on our sixth Anal-versary as a kennel. In celebration, we are going to do the only thing we do well. Drink. A lot. We know from experience that apparently all it takes to make you happy, is beer, food, and some activities. So we’re going to do that again! This year(and all previous years…) registration gets you FOOD AND BEER ALL WEEKEND . What a deal!
To recap! Registration covers: Four Trails(Including Naked? Beer Mile), Free Beer & Food (& Water..Yuck!), Gimmes, and our good company for a whole weekend…Just Rego already…
GPS: 38.90489, -95.38570
N 1182 Rd, Ash and Elm Group Campsite
Bloomington East Campground, Clinton Lake
Lawrence, KS 66047
The campsite has personal, well-lit, and clean, but un-plumbed toilets. Hot showers are available ~1 mile from the campsite. Running drinking water is also available on site. We will be providing two generators to power lights and music. Clinton Lake may ask us to power them down after midnight.
On the fun side, we have a volleyball pit, horseshoe pit, two fire pits, and nearby water access. So bring games and water toys!
Please carpool, there is limited parking available.
Friday, August 31st
4pm Registration begins at the shelter.
Pick up your your gimmes and grab a beer (or 10!).
- Evening Trail and Opening Circle
- Lingerie Beer Mile
- Games & SlipNSlides
Dinner: hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill (and a vegetarian option)
Saturday, September 1st
- 2:30pm-6:00pm Main Event Trail
- Longer and Shittier Circle
Breakfast: breakfast burritos and bagels
Dinner: Some real dinner..stuffs
Sunday, September 2nd
- Morning Hangover Hash
- Some day drinking
- Clean up camp
Breakfast: Burritos, Bagels ect.
(1-10) Over-Eager Beaver Tier: 45$
(10-20) I Really Want to Cum Tier 50$
(20-35) Alright I’m Cumming Tier 55$
(35+) Better Late than Never Tier 60$
(Day of) Fear of Commitment Tier 70$
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Truth time Yall. Bugs can be pretty nasty when you are camping here. You need to bring bug spray and DEET as well as a fresh change of socks for after EVERY trail. Seems annoying, but trust ole’ Cockanova. You can have as much unprotected sex as you want. Just be safe around ticks and Itch Mites.
Otherwise, the Hash campout standards:
- Extra snacks (if you are always hungry/get hangry easily)
- Bug spray with DEET
- Citronella candle
- Personal toilet paper
- Drinking vessel
- Sun block
- Ping pong balls
- Flashlight and/or headlamp
- Bathing suit
- Kayaks and water toys
- Extra clothes
- Water guns
- New shoes
- Various yard games (volleyball, frisbee, corn hole, horseshoes)
- Camping supplies (tent, sleeping bag, pillow)